See it first.Pay after.
Your homepage, designed free,in under 48 hours
Then CA$3,500 for the whole launch.
Live in a week. Yours to keep.
Tell us about your business. Two days later your new homepage is in your inbox. Love it, and we launch the lot: your site, a promo, an email, ads and a front desk, all live within a week.
The Launch.
Everything a business needs to open its doors online, for one price. CA$3,500, once, and you own all of it.
Get your free homepageYour website
Up to five pages, custom design and motion, live within a week.
A launch promo
A short animated promo for Reels, TikTok and Shorts.
A launch email
Designed in your site’s look, loaded into your Mailchimp, Klaviyo or Shopify Email.
Launch ads
Three ads, each as a still and a short motion version, sized for feeds and stories.
A front desk
A Whoever employee for your phone line. Audition first, then the first month is on us.
Four steps.
One week.
How it goes
You see the work before you spend a cent. If the homepage isn’t right, you walk away and it costs you nothing.
Your name, your site or Instagram, and what you want more of.
Your homepage, designed and in your inbox within 48 hours.
Pay once. Site, promo, email, ads and front desk, live within a week.
Text us a change and it’s live the next business day. Free for 30 days.
The sites.
Each one starts from the business’s own material: its words, its town, its sense of humour.
Plumb Lucky
A Calgary plumber, as a doodle zine.
Slow Tide Coffee
A Salt Spring roaster. The cup rises as you scroll.
Bun Voyage
A ferry-side bakery whose homepage is a boarding pass.
Loud Fish
Late-night sushi in Gastown, turned all the way up.
The Herring
A fish market that reads like the morning paper.
Slurp!
Noodles pulled on one side, the whole menu on the other.
Big Pie Energy
Wood-fired pizza in Ganges, island-sized.
Patty Wagon
Smash burgers in Bridgeland, Calgary.
The promos.
Your launch promo, cut from the same material as your site. Built for the first three seconds of a scroll.
The phone rang
For Whoever, the employee who answers your phone.
The Drip
For Plumb Lucky, a Calgary plumber we made up.
Noise complaint
For Loud Fish. The landlord ends up booking a table.
Don't miss the boat
For Bun Voyage, a ferry-side bakery we made up.
Wrapped in the paper
For The Herring, a fish market we made up.
One long noodle
For Slurp!, where one noodle writes the logo.
Sauce drop
For Saucy, a Kitsilano bistro we made up.
Last call
For Patty Wagon, a burger shop we made up.
Ferry line
For Big Pie Energy, a pizzeria we made up.
Heading that way?
For FetchQuest, our neighbour pickup network.
Yours, start
to finish.
The fine print
The domain, the site, the promo, the email and the ads. Hosting is included and nothing renews unless you ask.
Nothing. Changes after 30 days are CA$49 a month if you want them. Want more? Promos CA$599, emails CA$395, ads CA$895, all monthly.